Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Strawberries for Your Birthday

Today I celebrated my first day this quarter successfully attending all of my classes! What better way to celebrate than by a case of strawberries? No better way, that's what.
And, when eating my delicious fruit while watching How I Met Your Mother, I discovered these three titanic berries. Take a gander.
Here compared to a mouse. Not a fuzzy, squeaky one, but a clicky, internet-ty one. Or maybe that's another strawberry...hey! Where's my mouse? Crap!          
Anyway, what are the odds of finding THREE Hope Diamond-sized strawberries in one carton? Very slim, or at least where I am from it is. (In Alaska, it's lucky to find a strawberry the size of one of those gems you get from those 25 cent ring dispensers.) Needless to say, this was a golden opportunity! So, as Lilly and Marshall got married, I took these photos.


Kissy-kissy!

So, that last one is supposed to look like Strawberry A gets caught by Strawberry 2 with his pants down, but I can't exactly draw sooo...
CLOSE UP!
Yeah, went there! High-five!

...Nice!

Okay, so I watch too much How I Met Your Mother, but can you blame me?

Now, you might notice that I've really only been taking pictures of two strawberries. Keen observation, but what am I supposed to do with this:

It looks like a bulbasaur's foot print or Siamese twins, but I don't really know if I could pull that off on my blog. But say, you know that it does look like?

Mustache!

MUSTACHE!!!
 MUSTACHE!!!!!
Seriously, what's with our culture and mustaches???
Okay, that's it guys. 
Tootles!


Worse than Coraline...


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